I'd love to share with you all the most embarrassing thing I've ever done at work.

Yes.

And this is something that I've been meaning to make a TikTok on for the last couple of years.

No shit.

But every time I start doing it, I start laughing.

And I laugh.

I laugh too hard and I just can't, you know what I mean? And then it's like,

I'll get to it. Man, two and a half years later, I've yet to do it. But I was on a business trip

with my boss and it was one where we took the company car, which is rare, right? Because typically,

especially being in Texas, like I have to fly everywhere, right? It's a big, big-ass place. What's the company? Like, what kind of car? Big truck. Oh, okay. Like huge truck. Like extended cab, double, whatever, spoken like a true tux. And I can't even like describe a truck. I was visioning like a limo. So, okay. No, but like massive, massive truck.

And because my boss, he was such a prima donna, I had a drive, of course, you know.

Which is fun.

Yeah, driving Mr. Daisy, which is fine, high maintenance.

Anyways, we were, you know, headed back after our trip and we decided, of course, to drop the truck off so we can get

our vehicles, go home, whatever. And I said, gosh, but the truck is so dirty, right? Like, I always want to

return things better than I got them, right? And, you know, driving, you know, in the middle of nowhere it's like all fly this nasty right so

just the whole truck the windshield just covered in bugs and so i said hey let's just run through the

car wash here before we drop the truck off and he's like oh great idea and he's like go ahead and

fill it up too oh okay thanks bitch so like i get up i fill up the truck

and then you know i have to wash it basically i can't believe he didn't make me do it by hand

but you know yeah exactly you know but but i take it you know through the through the car wash and

we get in the car wash again it, it's my boss and myself.

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