Welcome back to Part 2, Private Part with me, Liv Bentley and my two glorious collaborators,

the nip-Tock girls.

Guys, you've just missed out, and if you want to see what was in our Valentine's bags and boxes

and all those things, the extended version is on YouTube.

Now let's head straight back in.

While we're on the topic of sex toys, we have had a confession.

She's deflecting guys.

So did you hook up it on? I would tell you, if I'd been a dry hopping co-hoberts. I'm really joking, would. I'll have a think of any rogue moments. Oh, there was this one time, but let's get onto the confession. I worked in A&E. Oh, a guy that A&E got a World War I fucking sh- Oh, a grenade thing. off his ass. That's what, the beauty of Instagram when you see those stories. Okay, I worked in A&E. I was assigned to examine a patient with stomach pain. When I got into this cubicle, I realised the woman was an old school friend. However, instead of being unhappy to see me, she was mortified. She confessed

she wasn't suffering the stomach pain at all, but had got something stuck down below. She had

microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy. But as it defrosted, it had softened the

hot dog and it broke off inside her. I removed it, but I doubt she'll be able to look me in the eye at our next school reunion or eat another hot dog. I have one

thing to say on this first. Very thin to use as a sex type. It's not good.

Depends what kind of hot dog but still. What a brat worst. Yeah like what happens.

The ones in the tin are very thin. The um the, the, um, the girl, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, consistency. And the warmth might, my, the warmth. But surely when it, it was warmth, it would be on the flop. And how does that get thumbing in a softie? No. She might not be very experienced. I would absolutely have gone with a banana or a carrot. Like so much more obvious. Yeah, with some of Liv's Lou on her. Yeah. God, that poor woman. Have you ever stuck a fruit or a vegetable inside you? No. You have. I'm thinking about my husband now and who might live on. What he's used? I once put a fruit pastel ice lollie.

Oh yeah.

Up somebody else's back passage.

What?

Have I not told you?

Or maybe, is this inappropriate when I've got a husband?

Oh wait, was it a bloke or a woman?

It's a bloke.

Oh God, I'm the first person to make everyone go silent. No. bloke or a woman it's a bloke oh god

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