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You guys, um, okay, it's Andy's Girls. Um, Shannon's happened to case with the Mondays.

Which looks like it started Saturday night. Um, and listen. Okay, let's cut this shit. Okay, let's keep it real.

You guys know I love Shannon. She's my number one. She's my queen. She's also my spiritual housewife, owing in many ways to the broken bird that exists in many of us.

Arguably, to some extent, us all not necessarily connected to Shannon anyway, but just connected to the fact that we all are ultimately flawed people, some of whom have better coping mechanisms than others.

Um, but not all of us, uh, made the decision that she had made Saturday night. So many of you might be aware of the breaking news, which I woke up with because I haven't been sleeping.

I'm on a steroid pack from a back, not to make this arrest about me. Just first and foremost, but just suffice it to say that I have been going to sleep at like literally because of this steroid Michigas at like 4 AM, 5 AM, 6 AM, 7 AM.

So, um, first thing I saw apparently it broke, uh, shortly before sleeping beauty over here woke up, opened up her magical little eyes, her little baby blues, um, some really unfortunate news.

Uh, first I think coming off of TMZ and then I mean my Instagram shortly thereafter, um, real housewife of Orange County star and my spiritual housewife Shannon Bedore was arrested for a DUI and hit and run in Newport Beach.

So this is all per TMZ, which everybody and their aunt has now picked up, um, Shannon is law and store law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Shannon drove her car onto a residential property in Newport Beach Saturday night and actually clipped the house.

TMZ was then told that Shannon turned back onto the road and kept going before parking her vehicle in the middle of the street and gird your loins here getting out with her dog.

That's right. Shannon drove into a house or clipped it clip, clip, clip, um, with Archie Bedore in the car TMZ sources say she tried to act like she was taking a walk when police arrived after receiving a 911 call, probably the call saying, hey, a erratic blonde woman just drove into somebody's garage.

So when the police show up and see an erratic blonde woman walking a golden retriever, my guess is they connected those dots TMZ continues were told she wasn't fooling anyone as she appeared wasted and was taken into custody.

Cops also sees Bedore's car as part of their investigation into the damage for the home. A rep for Newport Beach PD says Bedore was booked for two misdemeanors hit and run in DUI alcohol.

She was or as Gina calls it DUI she was cited and released without bond sources with direct knowledge tell us she was not filming with Bravo before the arrest because those sources have a DVR and everyone who's ever seen Bravo in their entire life is aware that the show is not currently in production.

TMZ continues to reference the Shannon has not had an easy time of late because of her split from John Jansen one could argue she has not had an easy time of late since she joined the show um okay listen what do you want me to say this is first off let's get to the heart of the matter which is do not ever drink and drive do not ever drink and drive now that seems obvious.

Yes to most people either law abiding or not that it is not worth putting your life in danger or to me arguably worse hurting another innocent person because of your decisions to drink now you know all lives being um what am I even trying to say.

It is incredibly incredibly unfortunate that Shannon made the decision to drink and drive and also that she had Archie fucking Bedore in the car my sweet prince I mean my named my first beta son Archie Bedore after Archie okay he is a king among men also known as dogs those two are really.

Essentially the same at this point um listen this is the thing is I posted on social and immediately people saying don't drink and drive how could you drink and drive how could you drink and drive obviously I agree do not ever drink and drive but I also think we've been circling the wagons a little bit.

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