When Jackie met Joker

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5.0 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode we unravel the deeply complex realities of body confidence. We discuss all the ways we awkwardly accept compliments and why fashion magazines are the devil. The biggest question left unanswered is ... would Victoria actually wish to wake up and look like Pamela Anderson?.....Malteser, anyone?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll put that down because otherwise I'll fit it with that.
0:02.4	That drinks quite far away.
0:04.3	I'm going to apologise now because I'm a heavy swallower.
0:07.6	But it stays the light.
0:11.4	He does, he loves it when he hears me chug.
0:13.8	Chug or a chug.
0:15.5	Swallow harder.
0:17.0	It's time to chat some ballads about fanatists and ballads.
0:23.8	No topic is off the limit for these potty mouths found ones.
0:27.9	So tell us all your secrets we like to share the truth.
0:32.0	Bad saggy tits and edelworts and ice cubes up your oof.
0:36.2	No.
0:37.2	Holes bartered.
0:39.8	How are you, Laura?
0:41.5	How are you?
0:42.2	How are you, mate? How are you?
0:43.6	I've just, um, wolfed down a massive bowl of pasta.
0:47.6	Well, mate, I hope you're not going to lunch there.
0:49.5	I do not find there were kids like my eating patterns are so early,
0:53.9	so we have breakfast to probably be able to eat.
0:55.4	No, mate, because you fucking don't know bed at seven.
0:59.3	Are you, I can all eat for me.
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