When Did a COP Decide 'NOPE, Not Worth It' and to Just Sit This One Out?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 26 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | When did a cop decide, nope, not worth it, and to just sit this one out? |
| 0:06.0 | My mum's ex-husband is a cop, and my brother asked him one time what he does when he's shooting radar, |
| 0:11.3 | and a sport bike flies by going like 100 plus miles per hour, and he said, |
| 0:15.7 | absolutely nothing, never going to catch that guy. |
| 0:18.3 | And he said most other officers do the same thing. |
| 0:21.2 | This is the unridden rule at my local county sheriff. You don't pursue sports bikes. |
| 0:25.6 | It will only end in them gone or dead and the cops to blame by the public. |
| 0:30.6 | There's a video posted about a decade ago of some Australian cops chasing a couple of offenders on foot. |
| 0:36.1 | One of them is about to get nabbed, but then runs into |
| 0:38.4 | crock-infested water. You can almost hear the cop thinking, yeah, nah, not worth it, as he stops |
| 0:44.4 | at the edge of the water and watches the guy run away. Awesome footage. There was a known, |
| 0:50.3 | violent, mentally ill person named Chop in the neighbourhood I worked in. As a rookie, I got a call of a |
| 0:56.4 | prowler cutting through someone's yard near a cemetery. It's very dark and foggy. I pulled up to the area, |
| 1:02.2 | spoke with the caller, and she described Chop. Chop was known to sleep in the cemetery and wonder |
| 1:07.2 | about during the night. If left alone, he usually just went on his way. Well, being a rookie, I had to find this guy and see if he needed help or was a danger to the public. I was shining lights all around, and I finally saw Chopp standing next to the fence, with a hole in said fence leading into the cemetery. Chop is huge, by the way, both in height and breadth. I call for an additional unit, only to be told that backup was a way off. |
| 1:31.5 | I exit the car, staying close to it, and I notice that Chop has a 40-ounce bottle in one hand, |
| 1:36.4 | and a box cutter in the other. |
| 1:38.5 | I think to myself, well, if he attacks me, I'll probably have to shoot him. |
| 1:42.3 | I announce myself, and Chop begins screaming, just starting at me with the rage of a psychotic. |
| 1:48.4 | He then makes a fist and shatters the bottle he's holding in his hand, then proceeds to start |
| 1:53.0 | muttering and just crawl through the hole in the fence into the cemetery. |
| 1:56.4 | I got back into my car and pulled back in service. |
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