And good morning, everybody.

Saturday morning, May 9th as another version of Handel on the Law starts.

A couple of things I want to share with you before we get started with our monologuing questions.

First of all, our phone number, of course.

8005201534.

8005201534.

And top of the hour, which usually means, well, virtually always means great time to call,

because that's when our lines are open.

As we move forward throughout the show, a good chance that I can go for an hour and a half, two hours without a line being open.

So you might want to call in if you want

to get some marginal legal questions answered with marginal legal advice, you marginal people,

because I happen to be a marginal lawyer. See, it all works out. There's a lot of marginality in there.

All right, 8005201534. Also, I want to remind you that virtual

law day is coming up a week from Saturday on the 23rd. Do I have that right? Yeah, a week from next

Saturday on the 23rd, visit handle on the law.com.

It's from 8 to noon, and you will be able to talk to a lawyer one-on-one.

We've taken our traditional law day where you meet lawyers, and they're in a big venue,

and you have tables and breakout rooms, et cetera.

We're going to be doing the same thing virtually and go to handle on the law.com and all

the information instructions are there and we've never done this, but welcome to the world

of virtuality or virtuousness. Does that work? You can be virtuous. And actually, are you ready for this?

You can be virtuous a week from Saturday and be a depraved pervert at the same time. Try that one on for

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