Whatcha Doin' at the Wedding Expo?

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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What happens when you put hundreds of soon-to-be brides in one room, with unlimited mimosas and free cake samples? Jose and Alexis are about to find out when they ask "whatcha doin' at the wedding expo?"

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0:00.0	Some people say love is patient, love is kind.
0:04.6	Love is shaving the area above a man's behind.
0:08.2	Who the heck says that?
0:10.7	Brooks's been there.
0:11.8	She knows.
0:13.1	And, you know, that may be true in the regular world.
0:16.0	But at a wedding expo, love is pricey.
0:21.5	Love is ornate.
0:23.5	Love is arguing with your mother-in-law over the right color combo for the table runner
0:28.5	underneath your $90 dinner place.
0:31.5	You know it, Jeff.
0:32.8	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:34.5	Love is tough.
0:35.2	That's right.
0:35.7	And we know that because over the weekend, hundreds of soon-to-be brides and grooms flocked to the morning. Love is tough. That's right. And we know that because over the weekend,
0:37.9	hundreds of soon-to-be brides and grooms flock to the downtown area,
0:42.6	along with their extremely judgy future mother-in-laws,
0:45.9	to meet possible vendors to hire for their big day.
0:49.9	So, of course, we had to send Jose and Alexis down into the frenzy of flowers and free cake to ask the attendees a simple question.
0:58.8	What's you doing at the Wedding Expo?
1:01.2	What's you doing at the Wedding Expo?
1:02.9	We're getting married in 2027.
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