What Would You Do If You Found Anakin's Body Before Palpatine?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The Jedi are decimated, Palpatine has taken control of the galaxy and re-shuffled it into THE FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE. Meanwhile, you're vacationing on Mustafar and stumble across the half dead body of Anakin Skywalker. Do you make him a Darth Vader? Do you sell him for a vague amount of credits? Maybe you put him in a space car and force him to race about on the off chance he might find Padme, who is very dead at this point. The world is your oyster!

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0:00.0	Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm
0:03.8	Jackson. And I'll say Joe. And you're sitting at home on just hanging out or in your car or whatever.
0:08.5	And you're saying, what the far out? Can't swear in the first 60 seconds. Yeah.
0:13.9	Is Plumbing the Death Star? Well, I'm here to tell you that it's a comedy pop culture podcast where we try and answer the most important questions
0:21.3	of all.
0:22.8	Like, what would you do
0:24.1	if you found
0:24.6	Anakin's body before Palpatine?
0:39.5	So we're holiday on Mustafa.
0:40.7	Yeah. Boys, boys, boys, boys.
0:42.6	You know how I like hot?
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:44.4	I found this incredible resort.
0:46.8	I know you guys wanted a tropical island.
0:49.4	But this is also hot.
0:50.7	Hey, waterfalls, they're hack.
0:52.7	Lava waterfalls, awesome.
0:54.4	Yeah, that's true.
0:55.2	That's where it's out.
0:55.9	I like that we just read the pamphlet
0:57.3	and just didn't really like do much more.
0:59.1	Like,
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