What Was the WORST Party You Have Ever Been To?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 24 August 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What happened at the worst party you've ever been to? |
| 0:02.7 | I went to a friend's graduation party after high school. |
| 0:05.6 | I wasn't great friends with him, but I figured I would stop by with my girlfriend because he was nice enough to invite me. |
| 0:11.1 | The party was so done up, tables full of food, streamers, confetti, all that junk, |
| 0:15.7 | and my girlfriend and I were the only ones there. |
| 0:18.4 | I felt awful. |
| 0:19.6 | His parents clearly went all out to celebrate it, |
| 0:22.0 | and it was so uncomfortable being one of five people there, including him and his parents. |
| 0:26.6 | I felt awful for him. We stayed for hours out of pity, and just kind of made small talk. |
| 0:31.9 | Super depressing. We went to a friend's 40th birthday last year. She's burned some bridges |
| 0:36.4 | lately and had an ugly divorce. |
| 0:38.0 | My husband and I didn't want to go, but we felt like it would be good to show up. Same thing, |
| 0:43.1 | lavishly decorated amazing food, lots of drink. We were tastefully late and arrived to find her |
| 0:48.5 | alone, weeping in the kitchen. There was no escape, even after she chastised us for being so late. |
| 0:53.8 | So freaking sad, and all she wanted toised us for being so late. So freaking sad. |
| 0:55.4 | And all she wanted to talk about was that she was sure other folks would show up soon. |
| 1:00.1 | Leaving was way more uncomfortable than staying, but by 1 a.m. it was clear no one else was coming. |
| 1:06.3 | We were full and tipsy and walked home in a depressed silence. |
| 1:10.5 | High school, late 80s, an outside party with a bonfire to celebrate the end of the school year. |
| 1:14.6 | Some numnuts throws a glass bottle of beer into the fire, and about 20 minutes later that bottle |
| 1:19.6 | explodes and shoots a stream of boiling beer all over a girl's crotch and legs. |
| 1:23.6 | Ambulance was called, I believe she required several skin grafts over several |
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