What was the BEST Successful PICK-UP You've Ever Seen?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 3 May 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What was the best successful pickup you've ever seen? Okay, I don't know if this was the best way, |
| 0:06.5 | per se, but I definitely had something very random and very cool happened to me at a bar. Simply put, |
| 0:11.6 | I was standing next to this really cute girl. I don't know if he saw her checking me out or |
| 0:15.5 | something, but this guy comes up to us, makes eye contact with her, points at me and goes, man, |
| 0:20.4 | that's a really cool blazer, |
| 0:21.6 | don't you think? She gives me a once over and agrees. He gets his drink from the bar and leaves |
| 0:26.5 | without saying another word. Instant attraction, dancing and hooking up happen. Thank you, random, |
| 0:32.4 | awesome wingman, wherever you are. I never got the chance to say that to you in person. |
| 0:37.1 | Some buddies and I were at a bar just hanging out after work. There was this really pretty girl |
| 0:41.5 | sitting at the bar with this guy next to her who was talking her ear off. I don't remember much |
| 0:45.7 | about him, but he was wearing a baseball cap backwards. So one of us, we'll call him John, |
| 0:50.6 | had just had kind of a depressing breakup and wanted to approach this girl, so we all got |
| 0:54.5 | to talking about the best strategy. Someone, we'll call him Mark, suggests John slip her a note. |
| 1:00.8 | What should it say, John says. Someone who will call Joe says, this guy looks like a D-bag. I might |
| 1:07.3 | be one too, but you'll never know unless you call me. Then phone number. We all laugh and |
| 1:11.8 | John gets a napkin and starts writing. His writing looks like a little kid, so we agree that the person |
| 1:16.4 | with the best handwriting should actually write the note. I take the napkin and write it out, |
| 1:20.8 | but John is already starting to get cold feet. He doesn't want to sit around awkwardly waiting |
| 1:24.7 | to see if she calls or even reads the note. So we agree we'll all head for the door, he'll hang back a little and pass her the note |
| 1:30.3 | before joining us on the walk to the subway. So we execute the plan. It goes perfectly. We see |
| 1:35.4 | her check the note while Backwood's baseball camp is still chattering away. She laughs and slips it |
| 1:40.0 | in her pocket without saying a thing to the guy, and she calls John before her about a block away. |
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