What the World's Greatest (Two-Handed) Bowler Can Teach You About Daring to Look Stupid

Pablo Torre Finds Out

Pablo Torre, Le Batard & Friends

Sports

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

It's easy to shot-shame a player at the free-throw line and athletes who throw funny. From the depths of that bullying and loneliness, though, a revolution is brewing, with adaptations so innovative that they may shame sports themselves. Pablo goes bowling with Jason Belmonte — the two-handed Tiger Woods of the lanes — and learns how to succeed in life while looking kinda stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Pablo Torrey finds out. I am Pablo Torrey and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
0:06.0	Because I have a condition.
0:08.0	Singular chiropobia. The fear of using one hand.
0:12.0	Right after this ad.
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0:54.0	You just said that you need to censor yourself for this because I want to talk about Ben Simmons
1:04.2	Bro you know how I feel about Ben Simmons. I've said some things off the record about Ben Simmons that I think are actually
1:10.8	Yeah beyond the pale like too much that are actually true
1:14.5	potentially so Ben Simmons for people who don't know Ben Simmons is a
1:18.0	number one overall page former Philadelphia 76 or now Brooklyn Net is back playing basketball.
1:23.7	He came back just weeks ago after being away and you and many people are already
1:30.9	shitting all over his existence.
1:33.0	He's an embarrassment and I don't know why he's still doing this to himself.
1:36.0	Have never stopped shitting all over his existence I should say.
1:39.0	Just go enjoy your millions of dollars and watch love is blind.
1:41.0	Like why are you continuing to embarrass yourself?
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