Reality Radio for a really great future.

We're talking real money.

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, do we have a show for you today.

Oh, my gosh, it doesn't get better than today's program.

I want to thank everyone who made this program possible.

I want to thank the nearly inverted yield curve.

And particularly, I want to thank the stock market for all that it is done to make this week truly memorable.

And in honor of that, we have invited the stock market to appear on the show.

Mr. Stock Market, wow, Mr. Stock Market, you don't sound like you're feeling very well.

I felt this cold poorly since I think it was 2015 or something, was it 11 well i'm just worried this might be

the 2008 flu oh no i that was full body aches and and i was in bed for like a week that's not this

oh okay so this is just like this is like like that cold you had in 2011 then.

Yeah, yeah, it's just, it's, it's, it's kind of in the chest.

It's working its way through my sinus.

It's, uh, it's unpleasant, but it's not the end of the world.

If I remember, though, um, you were, you were down a lot more in 2011 and 2015.

You're still doing interviews and all.

So you must be feeling okay i i have no

idea if i'm coming out of this or i'm just the beginning but it's just well yeah it's unpleasant

let's just put it down i want to thank you for toughing it out what choice do i have man yeah that's

true you're the stock market and you know it's funny it's funny. It's funny, Mr. Stock Market.

Yes.

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