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Am I the Genius?

What's your, 'Tis but a scratch!' Moment and How Bad was your Injury REALLY?

Am I the Genius?

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🗓️ 5 July 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

What's your tis but a scratch moment?

0:04.1

And how bad was your injury really?

0:07.3

I got hit by a car my freshman year of high school.

0:09.8

I went flying, lost consciousness for a split second when I hit the ground.

0:13.7

Thank God for the helmet.

0:14.9

When I came to, people were all around me asking if I was okay and what had happened.

0:18.8

I was like, oh yeah, I'm good. I'm just going to get back on my

0:21.9

bike and go now. But I didn't really move. Then people started asking me to call an ambulance and my

0:27.5

mum. I was like, why? I'm good. I even told my mom on the phone I was still going to bike home.

0:33.0

But as I was saying that, the people around me had started to move one of my legs, and I watched as my foot proceeded to not move.

0:39.3

I had broken both bones in my leg completely in half and part of my ankle.

0:43.9

Just pure adrenaline and shock.

0:46.0

I also vividly remember thinking, huh, is this what it feels like to get hit by a car?

0:50.9

Also, the leg wasn't setting right, probably from movement, and the doctor decided to put me

0:55.0

on laughing gas as he tried to crack my bones back into place. I was in a stupor laughing as I felt

1:00.6

my bones grind. I'm a bartender in a nightclub. One night while I was working, I was pouring a

1:07.6

drink while I reached back with my other hand to open a fridge, and that's when I heard a

1:11.7

pop and got a huge pain in my back and shoulder area. The pain was pretty bad, but I was sure it was a

1:17.4

pulled muscle, and there wouldn't be much point in seeing a doctor other than getting meds.

1:21.7

So, I waited. I fought through the pain, which was so bad at times it was making it hard to breathe.

1:27.0

That was Friday. I called off my shift on Saturday and had Sunday, Monday, Tuesday off before I went back

1:32.1

to work Wednesday. Once I biked into work, all in all, I waited nine days total before finally

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