What's your, 'Tis but a scratch!' Moment and How Bad was your Injury REALLY?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 5 July 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's your tis but a scratch moment? |
| 0:04.1 | And how bad was your injury really? |
| 0:07.3 | I got hit by a car my freshman year of high school. |
| 0:09.8 | I went flying, lost consciousness for a split second when I hit the ground. |
| 0:13.7 | Thank God for the helmet. |
| 0:14.9 | When I came to, people were all around me asking if I was okay and what had happened. |
| 0:18.8 | I was like, oh yeah, I'm good. I'm just going to get back on my |
| 0:21.9 | bike and go now. But I didn't really move. Then people started asking me to call an ambulance and my |
| 0:27.5 | mum. I was like, why? I'm good. I even told my mom on the phone I was still going to bike home. |
| 0:33.0 | But as I was saying that, the people around me had started to move one of my legs, and I watched as my foot proceeded to not move. |
| 0:39.3 | I had broken both bones in my leg completely in half and part of my ankle. |
| 0:43.9 | Just pure adrenaline and shock. |
| 0:46.0 | I also vividly remember thinking, huh, is this what it feels like to get hit by a car? |
| 0:50.9 | Also, the leg wasn't setting right, probably from movement, and the doctor decided to put me |
| 0:55.0 | on laughing gas as he tried to crack my bones back into place. I was in a stupor laughing as I felt |
| 1:00.6 | my bones grind. I'm a bartender in a nightclub. One night while I was working, I was pouring a |
| 1:07.6 | drink while I reached back with my other hand to open a fridge, and that's when I heard a |
| 1:11.7 | pop and got a huge pain in my back and shoulder area. The pain was pretty bad, but I was sure it was a |
| 1:17.4 | pulled muscle, and there wouldn't be much point in seeing a doctor other than getting meds. |
| 1:21.7 | So, I waited. I fought through the pain, which was so bad at times it was making it hard to breathe. |
| 1:27.0 | That was Friday. I called off my shift on Saturday and had Sunday, Monday, Tuesday off before I went back |
| 1:32.1 | to work Wednesday. Once I biked into work, all in all, I waited nine days total before finally |
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