Hi, we're Jessie and Lenny from our podcast Table Manners and we're currently sponsored by Netflix.

There's nothing better than watching a fascinating real story. I agree. And if you listeners

are interested in unbelievable true stories, then Netflix has a treat for you this month.

A standout that I personally loved was Con Mum. It's a new documentary which tells the story of

TV pastry chef Graham Hornegold,

reuniting with his long-lost mum, only to find out months later she may not be who she says.

Watch Con Mum from the 25th of March and even more real stories this march on Netflix. Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest foray into the listener questions mailbag.

On this episode, we're proposing World Cup player trades.

We're putting Southampton in Syria.

Sure.

We're localising the club world cup and much much

more my name's ryan bailey joining me today it's your friend it's my friend the taylor roco hello taylor

hello ryan bailey it's lovely to see you uh i enjoyed our recap of all of the uh different methods

of transportation you've taken in the last 24 hours to be where you are where

there is internet that will work we'll find out.

Remains to be seen during this episode, Taylor.

But yes, I'm back on the mainland of the United Kingdom, having traveled planes, trains

and automobiles.

John Candy made it much funnier than it was in real life.

I'll tell you that.

At what point, so you did one, two, three, four, five, six different

methods of conveyance. At what point were you annoyed and was it at number one? Yes, okay, you're

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