What's The Worst First Date You've Ever Been On?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 2 August 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.6 | All right, so you think you think you had the worst first date of all time. |
| 0:08.1 | You haven't. |
| 0:09.6 | You haven't. |
| 0:10.6 | Jimmy Fallon knows some people that have, right? |
| 0:13.6 | But if you are still like looking at the first day, you had going, what just happened there? |
| 0:19.7 | 1,855, virtue. |
| 0:20.7 | And see if you can beat these. |
| 0:21.7 | All right, so I'm going to make this like a little mini, would you rather? |
| 0:24.0 | I'm going to give you two first date scenarios. |
| 0:26.0 | You guys got to choose which one you're going to go on. |
| 0:28.0 | All right, Cassie, what are you doing on this? |
| 0:30.5 | So first one, hashtag worst first date. |
| 0:33.4 | He picked me up to go see a movie. |
| 0:35.7 | I picked the movie. |
| 0:37.3 | We arrived and he found out it was rated R. He freaked and told me he had to call his mom |
| 0:42.8 | to get permission to watch it. |
| 0:44.4 | How old is he? |
| 0:46.4 | He did call. |
| 0:47.9 | She said no date ended. |
| 0:49.8 | We were both 21. |
| 0:50.8 | Come on. |
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