What's the ultimate petty revenge that you've seen or been a part of?

You young uns here might not believe it, but back in the early 90s, supermarket cashiers had to type every price by hand.

I was at a Vons in San Diego, walking towards the only open checkstand with a single bottle of soda in my hand.

Suddenly, this hoity-toity lady with a cart,

stacked to the top, flew out of one of the aisles like a freight train, and cut me off. I'm in a hurry, she said, and then looked away like she was annoyed that I'd been born. I looked at the cashier. He rolled his eyes and got to work. Five minutes later, she's walking out of the door and it's my turn. You're good, says the cashier. I put your soda on her tag.

Damn. and got to work. Five minutes later, she's walking out of the door and it's my turn. You're good,

says the cashier. I put your soda on her tag. Damn, that felt good. I used to deliver pizza for

Domino's. It was my last shift, and there was this house that was always rude, never tipped.

Once I called to ask what the house looked like, and they said, I gave you the address and just

hung up. Always stuff like that. I got to their house and they gave me a check for one cent less

than the total was. I said, I'm going to need that extra penny. They grumbled and took their time,

hoping I'd give up, but I just sat there holding the pizza. They came back all angry and gave me

the penny. You should note that they had no intention came back all angry and gave me the penny. You should note

that they had no intention of tipping. After they gave me the penny, I chucked it onto the street

and left. They saw me do it, and it was satisfying. I delivery drive, and we have this problem

house that these two girls live at that always try and underpay and play it off by accident.

We've been delivering to them for well over a year.

It's really sad. Anyway, one of the drivers had enough of their bull crap and said to them,

You know, you're almost a dollar off, but I can tell you need it, so I'll let it slide. They were

definitely teed off, but they still order from us quite a bit. I knew a kid in elementary school.

He jumped across a table and tried to choke me out. I got suspended for instigating it by saying he was cuckoo for cocoa puffs, when that was the only thing that kid ever talked about, and he was wearing a cocoa puff's shirt that day. Senior year of high school, that same kid was in my design class. He needed to get a C or better on the final. Over the year,

I found out the kid was taking work off my shared drive. High school IT was dumb, and each kid's

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