This is an ABC podcast.

Attention all members of the Short and Curly team.

By decree of Shorten Curly's producer, Grand Mistress Kyla Slavan,

all Shorten-Kerley personnel must obey strict new rules at work.

Every three hours staff must spontaneously dance around the office.

You must have fun.

And most importantly, at all times,

stuff must be wearing their short and curly uniform.

You must represent the show's values at all times. That means having fun, being

silly and being weird.

Sheesh! These new short and curly uniforms are super weird.

I don't know. I kind of like the outfit.

What's the point in wearing a magician's hat to work?

Or these weird high-waisted bright yellow pants.

Ouch!

They're making us all think and act and look the same.

Like, why do we even have them?

Actually, that's a question we get asked a lot, not about the short and curly uniform,

but we've gotten emails from children asking what the point of their school uniforms are.

Oh yeah, like Angelica from Sydney who wrote and asked us to make a show about uniforms,

as well as a whole class of school kids from Waddonga Primary School in Victoria.

And now that we have our very own uniform to wear every day,

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