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Representative 30.7% APR variable. Minimum manuals spend to receive cashback. Terms apply 18 plus subject to approval. Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Wednesday,

the 5th of August. I'm glad you all got the fact that it was a gag yesterday.

And sometimes I have to signpost some of my gags on the programme, because people are never too sure of I mean what I'm saying, that it was a gag yesterday.

Like the hanging gag was a gag. She wasn't herself last year. Simon Cowell admits Cheryl Fernandez, Versace, Vasini is much happier on the new series of X Factor.

Like anybody cares, she didn't know anything about, what's the point of asking her?

I have to be honest, I'm being brutally frank.

She didn't know anything about the music business.

All she's done is she's just been a little popsicle that they've stood there and said, sing that.

La, la, la, la, la, yeah, well done. Okay, that's fine. Hilary Swank, keeping it cool and casual in jeans and red plaid shirt and jeans for a loki dinner with a male companion.

She was in the karate kid. Do you know, I bought that there? I thought it was such a good thing.

Is it Mr. Miyaki in it? I loved it. I thought it was a great film. I loved the both of them. Love the both of them.

So I sort of, I had to refresh my... I thought, no, I'm going to go and buy it again. I'm going to go and buy it again. I wanted.

Lenny Kravitz, doing an energetic gig in Sweden. I didn't know. It's still going, Lenny Kravitz.

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