What's the pettiest thing a parent has complained about to their kids' school?

For silly fun at the end of the term, I showed an episode of Mr. Bean.

He was washing his clothes and pulled out a dress accidentally and put it on.

That is what the parents were mad at, that I was encouraging cross-dressing.

They were seniors in high school, by the way.

They were seniors in high school, and now they're an all cross-dressing traveling cabaret.

And that's your doing, you wonderfully corrupt show business, Pixie.

In my college gender studies class, the first big paper could be skipped if you cross-stressed for a day.

I only know one or two people who chose to actually write the paper.

My brother is a high school teacher.

He had one kid that was early accepted into college of his choice and decided that his entire

senior year could be the Frick you all year. My brother had multiple conversations with the parents

throughout the year about the fact that the student was failing, as did other teachers. Parents seemed

very unconcerned

by this. The day before classes ended, my brother runs into the father out in public, and the father

says to him, I'm very concerned about the students, really. I think his school performance this

year doesn't bode well for how he's going to do in college. My brother said, your son isn't

going to college. He has to repeat at least five classes

this year in order to get his diploma. What? No, he's already accepted. Yes, but that's all

conditional. Without his high school diploma, which we've been telling you all year he's not going to

get, he can't get in. The father, who has a college degree himself, was apparently shocked by

this news, and then promptly went right to the school board trying to get his entire senior year

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