Today we got some stories of some very suss teachers, to put it lightly.

You'll at least find these stories interesting, so sit back relax,

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We're going to call the subscriber who submitted the first girl, Peter. I'm so stupid. We're

going to call the subscriber who submitted the first story, Peter. So there's a girl in Peter's

grade who we're just going to, we're just going to call her, let's just call her Kate.

This is a name of my friend from a very long time ago. Still very good friends with her. That'll be her name, right? So this girl, Kate, in Peter's class, he was

in a pretty difficult class. And look, Peter was totally judging a book by its cover. Kate just

didn't seem that smart to him. And it's pretty, you can't really be doing that. I found that a lot of

people that are unassuming just absolutely kill it in class. Like they absolutely just destroy their class work. It's incredible, right? And, you know, Peter had also witnessed this. He was just thinking, like, you know, I'm talking to this girl in class. I ask her a question. She's like, I don't know. And then it gets like 100% on every single test. Which, look, sometimes people aren't trying to be helpful in class. I get it. Like, you're trying to focus on your own stuff and someone comes in asking the most basic questions. So instead of having to spend a lot of time answering them, you just say, I don't know. So Peter's just, he's just weirded out because he's like, this girl doesn't seem like she's smart, but I know for the fact that she's killing it because when the teacher hands back the tests, he doesn't do it so nonchalantly, and Peter sits close enough to see that this girl is doing really well. However, the story goes a little bit deeper than that.

So anyways, Peter was just like very confused because, you know, she would not answer any of his questions.

She just didn't seem like she was really up to speed with the class, but Peter eventually just chalked it up to, okay, she just doesn't want to help me in class.

She might sound like she's not that smart, but she is that smart. I should stop judging a book by its cover. Come on now, Peter, you know better than this. However, Peter would also notice just some weird things such as that she was just very close with the teacher. Like the teacher and her would, you know, something, look, I'm on good terms with a lot, like a lot of teachers here. I'm on good terms with, I'm just, you know, very friendly with them. Things are nice like that. However, it's not as if I, you know, they walk by and then we have small talk, right? And even, actually, I've had some small talk with teachers before, and I'm friendly with them. But it's different. It's very professional. and when I have friendships with them, it's like, actually, I've had some small talk with teachers before and I'm friendly with them, but it's different. It's very professional.

And when I have friendships with them, it's like almost an air of professionalism in the friendship.

There was an air of flirting in their conversations, and that was very weird.

Because like, you can almost tell when someone speaks to someone else, there's almost like, I don't want to say a cent, but I'm trying to say some kind of like something that's very vague and you can't really point to it, but it exists. And Peter was almost picking up on this when the girl was talking to, you know, her teacher. And it's very weird. So it turns out that, you know, Peter hears about this after the fact because the the teacher is fired randomly, and there's a new teacher subbed into the class. Very strange. Peter is talking with his friends at lunch, and one of his friends is like, dude, I just heard the craziest stuff ever from Chris. Chris was some other kid in their class, right? He's like, dude, apparently, you know that teacher, like he says the name of the teacher Peter had? He's like, yeah. He's like, dude, apparently Chris was just like walking around trying to, like,

he left something in that classroom. He opens it up. And dude, the teacher and this girl are just

like full on making out on their desk. It's ridiculous. And at this point, Chris is like, or sorry,

Peter's like, oh, oh, well, that might explain a thing or two.

And basically what was going on is they kind of like, they apparently matched on Tinder or whatever.

And then they just like, then they realized like, oh, wow, like, that this is a student in my class.

By all laws, I can't be doing this.

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