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What’s The Most Out Of Pocket Sentence You’ve Ever Had To Say To Your Kid?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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What's the most out of pocket thing you've ever had to say to your kid? Kristin will go first...how's "Please stop slapping mama's boobies!" Can you beat that?

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0:00.0

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0:41.5

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0:42.9

All right, parents, misery loves company.

0:45.7

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0:54.0

I'm looking for the out-of-pocket unhinged thing you had to tell your child.

0:58.5

Not necessarily yell at them, or maybe you did have to yell it, because sometimes that

1:02.3

gentle parenting just doesn't get through.

1:04.3

I'm going to give you some examples.

1:07.1

And again, it's just like you never in a million years saw that these words were going to come out of my mouth.

1:12.0

For instance, Jimmy and I were taking a shower the other day.

1:14.7

I get out first so I can dry off and do a couple of things.

1:20.1

He lives his best life in the shower.

1:21.7

It's so crazy how they scream and cry because they don't want to get in.

1:24.6

And then when they're in there, they're like, yippee!

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