What's the most obnoxious reason an employee had to GTFO?

Had a guy who he hired who showed a lot of potential in sales.

He was a little arrogant and had a good-sized ego, but wasn't enough of a problem.

He was very good at his job, and eventually it went to his head.

He started showing up late all the time, leaving early, cutting corners where he could. The final straw came when he showed up late and someone spoke up to him about it. He decided the best choice of words he could yell were, I make the most sales and I have the biggest Jansen so you can all F off. He was fired on the spot. The customers thought it was pretty funny though. In his defense, if he was making more

sales with half the amount of time and meeting quotas, I don't know if I would have cared,

but I would have fired him for saying that, so whatever. Yeah, we do let something slide when

someone's sales are up, but this wasn't something we could excuse. A pawn shop employee stole

$400 from the cash register, then realized that there were

video cameras.

He had no idea where the security footage was stored, so in order to cover his tracks,

he set the store on fire.

He actually ended up pretty badly burned in the process and went to jail right after the

hospital.

I used to own a bakery and a woman quit because she blamed her yeast infection on a

bad batch of yeast I bought from China. I might be a guy, but I don't think that's how yeast

infections work. I think she might have just been trying to get a rise out of you?

The company I work for is a contractor for a giant corporation and we go to different

stores to do work.

This new guy we hired seemed normal at first, but it turned out he was a complete frickin' moron.

So, one day he goes on site with one of the senior employees to shadow him.

This genius thought that because we worked for a giant corporation, we could just eat anything off the shelves and from the refrigerators for free. Well, the employee saw this and was like, what the fricky you

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