What was the most cursed thing that went down in a locker or bathroom?

I was coming back from a road trip and we were driving for three hours non-stop.

At this point I really needed to pee, but we couldn't find a place to stop at.

After another hour, I was very desperate and felt like my bladder was going to explode.

So luckily we found a gas station with a bathroom. I was running

to the bathroom, the only one there was, when I saw two little girls giggling and running away from

there. Long story short, there was number two all over the walls, sink, floor, everywhere. I mean,

I couldn't hold it anymore, so I just closed my eyes, did my best squat, went to my car and tried to pretend that had never happened.

My mum once got caught in the clean cycle of a self-cleaning public restroom.

For those who've never heard of such things, it's a completely sealed unit.

You pay to get in, do your business, and when you exit, the door locks, and the whole stall is just automatically cleaning with this high-pressure water system.

Some random girl once saved my butt as I was trying to sneak in after her without paying.

Basically, she had paid, was done, and coming out of the stall.

She stopped me as I held the door trying to enter and said,

I wouldn't do that if I were you, the whole thing

is flushing.

I closed the door and you can hear the stall being pressure hosed down from the outside.

Damn, I owe that girl some karma.

I ran a venue that sometimes held raves back in the late 90s.

My girlfriend came to one with her best friend and I let them in for free.

At some point in the night, someone came up and told me people were doing the deed in the men's room.

My assistant manager and I went in, he thought he was hilarious and kicked open the stall and yelled,

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