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What's The Dumbest Reason You Broke Up With Someone?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

They seemed like a good catch until they did something to turn you off. Maybe they chewed too loud, maybe their toes are too long, or maybe they don't like tacos. Looking back, you know you broke up with them for a dumb reason. If you've been in this situation, we want to hear from you. What was the dumbest reason why you broke up with someone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

the virtue.

0:01.0

All right, yesterday we started talking about little itty bitty things that you saw on

0:06.8

a date where you're like, oh, no, I am not doing this again.

0:09.6

And I had mentioned that I had a friend that went out on a date.

0:13.4

He was really excited about going on this date with her.

0:15.6

They go to launch or dinner, whatever.

0:17.4

I think it was a lunch.

0:19.5

She orders an iced tea in a water.

0:21.1

He just orders a water.

0:22.3

Server comes by with two straws, throws them in front of her.

0:26.0

She takes both straws puts one in her iced tea, one in her water.

0:29.1

Didn't leave a straw for him.

0:30.6

And he thought, oh, that's a sure sign that she's a selfish bee.

0:33.8

Never saw her again.

0:34.8

That was, we weren't mad at all.

0:37.2

That was it.

0:38.2

And most people online were not mad at them at all, right?

0:40.9

So Kristen found this list of the little itty bitty things that happened on dates where people

0:46.0

like, oh, no, this is never happening again.

0:48.6

And if you want to get in on this one, eight, five, five, birch show, one of our friends

0:52.1

there this morning tweeted me and she's like, oh, she was out on a date with a dude.

0:55.6

And he picked up his glass when he was done with his drink and it still had ice in it.

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