leading britain's conversation this is a podcast from lbc james o'brien gosh is it that time already

good your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio

the way it works i'll explain to you briefly if you already know know what it works like, how it works,

then you can book yourself place on the board now. Jacob and Beth are in the chairs.

Last week's standards were quite low, although we managed, thanks to my genius and talent,

to extract some comic potential out of the general incompetence of the core selection process.

This week, I'm supremely confident normal standards. Normal services will be restored. Does this count as workplace bullying, actual? Does it?

Oh, cricky. All right. I take all that back. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you all.

Almost as much as I love Tom, the train man. We will imminently begin our journey into the unknown.

If you've got a question that needs an answer,

ideally something that will make everybody listening,

either go, oh yeah, I've always wondered that,

or I never knew that, why does that happen?

For example, do you know what's popped up

as a result of our conversation about trains?

And Ryan in Essex, describing the closer of a line near him,

Ongar Station, I have been reliably informed, and I've checked.

No fake news here, folks.

Ongar Station, referred to by Ryan, former station, actually, of course.

And actually, if they've shut the railway, is it still a station?

There's a riddle for you.

That's the kind of thing we do on Mr Out, but not quite that nebulous.

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