What's the Cringiest Thing Someone Did to Impress You?
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond drag Nate back into the studio to have a quick chat about how he wants to meet someone he's been spying on for a while. They also discuss romantic gestures that give them the ick, conspiracy theories they now believe, and what they will no longer argue with people.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:09.2 | Sauce on the side. |
| 0:10.4 | We have a special guest back in the studio with us today, and I'm so excited. |
| 0:13.9 | He's looking at his watch already. |
| 0:15.3 | Y'all better hurry up. |
| 0:16.1 | I'm missing the love of my life right now. |
| 0:17.8 | Okay, Nate. |
| 0:19.6 | You don't know. |
| 0:38.1 | You have, no, you could be the love of my life. I cross Okay, Nate. You don't know. You have no, you could be the love of my life across the way right now. Can we talk about this for a second? So people, first of all, people really loved you and scary being on the podcast. They're only human. Here we go. Good Lord. He has his backpack on and everything. You're a little dork. I got to go see my future ex-wife. I don't know what to tell you. |
| 0:39.4 | So future ex-wife, Lindsay. |
| 0:54.7 | Let's talk about Lindsay. Nate, we know, is single. Yeah. He's mingling. He's having a good time, as we discussed. Well, not really, but we'll just lie and it sounds good. Well, can we ask, why are you not having a good time? You're young, you're handsome, you have lots of stuff going for you. |
| 0:55.4 | What's the problem? |
| 1:31.1 | It's a lot of effort to be single. You know this diamond, right? Yeah. Which is why I want to try and get it hooked up with the girl that lives across the way. Don't roll you. You're the one encouraging this. Well, yes. Tell the story. there's a woman who we can see, we see into her apartment from our offices. Very New York City. Creepy. Yes, it is very creepy. I've named her Lindsay and now- We don't know if that's her name. Right. Okay. But Nate thinks that if we write a little sign and stick it up in the window, there'll be this magical love connection. |
| 1:36.8 | I think the issue with this is he's never seen the woman's face. |
| 1:39.2 | Like you can't see her see her. |
| 1:40.5 | She's blonde. |
| 2:00.9 | I'm guessing somewhere between five foot and five eleven. Okay. What a range. So she's a normal woman. She's a blonde woman. Can't tell the age. Appears to be single based on the movements around the apartment. I don't think there's a guy in there. Unless he's very, very short. Yeah, not anymore. He's gone. There was a guy. |
| 2:01.4 | There was a guy. |
| 2:02.3 | Oh, yeah. |
| 2:03.2 | There was a guy that we all thought was cute. |
| 2:04.4 | Yes. |
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