What's the CREEPIEST THING you FOUND while "Urban Exploring"?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 14 March 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's the creepiest thing you've ever found in an old building? |
| 0:04.8 | Went to an abandoned hospital. |
| 0:06.6 | There was a large square staircase spiraling up to the roof on the outside of the building. |
| 0:11.6 | Locked steel door at the bottom, so the only way up was to climb the outside up to the first landing. |
| 0:16.9 | My buddy boosts me up. |
| 0:18.3 | I climb over, and there's a sleeping bag with a steak knife next to it on the landing. |
| 0:22.8 | I call down, uh, we're definitely not alone here, dude. No, but it's cool, says a voice behind me, |
| 0:29.5 | scaring the crap out of me and causing me to jump and whirl around. There's a young, dirty, |
| 0:34.1 | homeless-looking guy just standing there, coming down the stairs from above, |
| 0:37.8 | hands up, palms out. I didn't mean to scare you. He takes a seat on the stairs, so I carefully |
| 0:43.5 | step on the handle of the steak knife, lean down over the edge, and pull my friend up. We had planned |
| 0:48.6 | to sit on the roof and drink beer, so we offer a homeless guy a beer, which he gratefully accepts, |
| 0:53.2 | and we shoot the crap on the landing for a while. |
| 0:55.5 | We're talking about the city, the cops, traveling, life in general. |
| 0:59.2 | He's basically a drifter, been in town for a week or so, but a nice guy. |
| 1:03.4 | Things are going pretty well, and then he asks, |
| 1:05.5 | You guys are human, right? |
| 1:08.0 | I freaking hate it when I meet people that end up being aliens. |
| 1:11.6 | You never know until you peel their skin off. They've been after me a long time, you know. They don't stop. |
| 1:16.8 | They never stop. Sometimes I think I should just kill everyone to be safe. He's definitely not |
| 1:23.1 | joking. And there's an uncomfortable silence as my friend and I realize this guy is freaking crazy. |
| 1:28.3 | Yeah, man, I say, we're human, we just wanted to check out the place and drink some beer. |
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