What’s the Big Mystery of Your Childhood That You Finally Solved Years Later?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 1 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What's the big mystery of your childhood that you finally solved years later? |
| 0:05.0 | I learned that the brown part of the bread doesn't contain the nutrients, it's just the more cooked out a layer. |
| 0:12.0 | My brother lied to me to get me to eat crust when I was a kid. |
| 0:16.0 | I have a memory from when I was six of an old man cracking jokes with the kids and spitting |
| 0:21.1 | his dentures into his food. |
| 0:22.9 | I thought it was hilarious and I knew this man was named Frank. |
| 0:26.3 | Casually mentioned it to my grandmother. |
| 0:28.1 | Turns out I was remembering my great-grandfather and that day was my great-grandmother's |
| 0:32.6 | funeral. |
| 0:34.4 | My dad used to occasionally burst out with this one line of a song, |
| 0:38.3 | Sad Barnacle Bill the Sailor. Only ever that line. When I was six or so, I asked him why, |
| 0:44.9 | and he said it was an old drinking song that was absolutely filthy and I was too young to hear the |
| 0:49.3 | rest of it. This continued once or twice a year until I was 18. I told him that I was an adult now and he |
| 0:54.9 | could tell me the rest of the song. I distinctly remember him looking up from the newspaper, |
| 0:58.8 | sighing and folding it, then going, the truth is I can never remember the rest of the song. |
| 1:03.4 | And then he went right back to reading the newspaper. I mean, your dad wasn't wrong about it being |
| 1:07.4 | filthy. Barnacle Bill is written in its entirety on Wikipedia. |
| 1:11.6 | And let me tell you, it is too long and definitely not YouTube appropriate. |
| 1:16.4 | Not the biggest mystery, but one day my friend was over in my house playing video games. |
| 1:21.3 | My mom calls us over to her room to help flip the mattress over. So we did. We then went to |
| 1:25.9 | another friend's house. My mom then calls that friend and says, there were two $20 bills on top of the dresser. Did you take them? I said no. I asked my friend and he said no as well. Then like five minutes later, my friend asks if we want to go to the toy store because he has $40 in $2.20 bills. I say yes and we go and he buys me a yo-yo or something. It took me years to |
| 1:45.7 | finally realize that my friend stole from my family. The entire time I lived in my childhood home, |
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