It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and Hot Tip, if you ever can't think of a word, just say,

I forget the English word for it.

That way, people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.

I mean, I don't know the word in any other language either, but...

Exactly. They don't know that. And on this segment, we don't pretend to be smart or even mildly...

I can't think of the English word for it.

Not dumb, is what I'm trying to say.

We just go around the room for what's on your mind, giving you a tiny window into our

horrifying personal lives.

Starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's on your mind?

Well, I have found someone worse than the Grinch this holiday season.

Oh, what the heck? Who? Men. Oh, men.

In general. Specifically dads, okay? Because I'm going to tell you right now. It's not just me. It's not just me. I have had

group texts with my girlfriends. I've chatted with moms on the playground.

Moms are doing 99% of the heavy lifting for all of the holidays. There would be no magic.

There would be no magic if there was up to the men. I could see that. I could see what you're saying there. I mean, the 1% of work they do is when we're finally on top of a ladder putting the lights up and we just physically can't reach. That is literally the only time they step in. And they're coming because they're worried about the ladder. Exactly. Oh, you get it up wrong. It's a little bit crooked, actually, if you could go back up and do it again. You know what happened if men were in charge? People would wake up on Christmas morning and there would be nothing there. You'd be lucky if there was a tree in the living room. And that tree would not be decorated. You know, Brooke, you could always switch over to Hanukkah because you don't have to do anything for that holiday. I bet there's still a woman that is doing something for Hanukkah and the man isn't showing up. Yeah, who's making all the good food? Yes, exactly. Who's got the menorah? Definitely a woman. Brooke, you already sound like an angry Jewish mother. Perfect. Come to our side. You'll love it. I made matzabal soup with no reason.

Exactly.

Happy Hanukkah, everybody.

Jose, what's been on your mind?

Well, my usual massage place has canceled on me three out of the last four months.

But this weekend, I decided I really do want a massage, so I treated myself and I booked a fancy spa

New place place. Okay, this is a real like fancy fancy place okay and there's a waiting room and I go in and there's like four other women all drinking wine in their robes

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