It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and wouldn't horror movies be so much better if they had a big blooper reel right at the end.

It would make you fall asleep easier.

Yeah, just leather face can't get his chainsaw to start, like, ring ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

Cut.

We can keep on hoping for that.

But on this segment, we give you the blooper reel of our actual lives.

Just one folly after another during what's on your mind as we started off with Brooke.

Brooke, what's on your mind?

Well, I celebrated a friend's big like decade birthday this weekend and we went to the club.

Cool. The club. Back at it. I going to tell you, it's been a minute. It's been a minute. And I have some notes. For who? For the club? No, for the gens ears. Okay. For the people in the club. I did. What are they doing wrong? What's the list for? Okay, here we go. Well, let's start with not enough dancing. Oh. It seemed like everyone was just walking around. And I don't know where they were going, but it wasn't to any dance floor. It was like just a sea of people walking around. You're basically doing loops to find a better area and then there's not. So you just end up doing loops all right. So we've got to stop that. Okay. And also way too drunk. I've never seen so many women vomiting. Oh, ladies, pull it together. Let's do some water in between drinks or something. It's not a cute look. Okay? Just letting you know. At the club. I'm going to tell you 90% of them were blondes. Oh, boy. Because she had to hold their hair back. So we're going to do with Alexis this weekend. Yeah, and not once did I see anyone making out? What's that? Why even go if y'all aren't going to make out with strangers? That's like, that's the whole point. just threw up so it's's hard to do. Yeah. Maybe that's the problem. Because men don't approach women anymore, Brooke. It's a whole other thing. Add it to the list. Okay. Well, we can't approach you because you never stop moving. You're going to walk your road everywhere. I'll be sure to let my friends know what you said, Brooke. If you want, you can take my piece of paper. Okay. Give them the list. I'll get it later. Jose, what's been on your mind? So I don't know what it is, but because it's Halloween season, and we've on the show would talk about spooky things. And on my stream, I'm playing horror games, and I don't want to play because I'm scared of stuff, but it's really funny. But I've just been like super on edge. I'm a little jumpy. Oh, okay. So this weekend, I was really excited. I'm craving a slice of pumpkin pie because the season. Go to the store, I buy like a little wedge. And you never do enough whipped cream. So I buy a can of whipped cream. I go home, I eat my pumpkin pie after dinner, I'm all excited. And then I have like three quarters of a whole can of whipped cream left. Yeah, we know. No, see, I know me. So I'm a diabetic. I'm like, I shouldn't be eating any of this anyway. Right. So I'm going to throw this can away. Oh. The next day, I'm going to take out my garbage. Yeah. I'm putting the last things on the top.

You know when you push your garbage down so you can seal it, whatever?

I push it down and I goes,

and I jump. I go,

Ah!

And then it's still going as I'm like feet away

and still like shh

and I'm truly like

what is happening I am not I think there's a snake

there's a demon in my garbage

and it's probably something pushing down on the nozzle

it was the weight of the bag

and then eventually I'm like wait a minute that was whipped was whipped cream. Especially at the end, it's like gurgling. You would be haunted by food. So I just, I can't handle this time of year. It sounds like you should go to the club where nothing is happening. So nothing is scary there. You get your steps in, though. There you go. Alexis, what's been on your mind? So, Burke's going to be disappointed when I say this, but I was out last weekend with my friends. Okay. Went to a bar, probably being lame, okay. But this week I was getting dinner with my friend and her brother who's a freshman in college right now. Oh, okay. And so he's 19, and he was telling me about the bar he was at last weekend.

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