What's My Line? (Part 1) | 21

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

It’s career week at Sunnydale High and everyone is anxious to see what the future holds. Xander gets matched as a prison guard, Cordelia gets matched as a personal shopper (SO on brand) or a motivational speaker (ummm…), Willow’s getting courted by some weird tech company (and hopefully Oz soon), and Buffy is forced to accept the fact that a normal career just isn’t in the cards for her. Luckily Angel knows just how to cheer her up and takes Buffy ice skating for their first official date! FINALLY! But of course, no date in Sunnydale would be complete without one of Spike’s assassins crashing and attempting to murder Buffy. (Spike has assassins now?! Cool, cool.) Buffy hides out in Angel’s sad looking underground lair but is rudely interrupted by someone named Kendra who is making some pretty crazy claims that def change what the future holds for Buffy!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:12.1	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.1	Child's backstory, child's backstory.
0:22.8	His diapers were tweed.
0:24.8	Child's has a tattoo, spoiler alert, hot, swoon lagoon, swimming in it.
0:30.1	We were all just invited into a cult and, like, inducted at the same time.
0:34.5	Oh, we all accepted.
0:35.5	She's fucking womanly and she'll kick your ass into next Sunday, so fuck off.
0:39.1	Ethan Reign is weirdly hot.
0:40.6	I knew you were gonna save that.
0:41.9	Child's is like, angels literally killing Jenny, but Willas, like, just fucking trust me.
0:46.0	Like, I am smarter than literally all of you except for Giles' maybe.
0:49.5	Giles doesn't give a fuck, and, frankly, neither do I.
0:52.5	My trust I gave good squirm.
0:54.5	And I did not like that.
0:55.8	And she calls him a sexy, funny, dirty.
0:57.9	Ethan has escaped again, which, like, what a fucking wily little bitch that man is.
1:03.0	We should start calling him Abe.
1:05.3	Always be escaping.
1:06.3	What did I save up?
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