What’s Haunting the NWSL?
Welcome to the Party
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🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's up party people? I'm Julie Fowdy. And I'm Abby Wambach. It's hard to get my microphone around my toilet seat. |
| 0:07.4 | I don't know if you notice what mine is abs, but I am a whoopee cushion. |
| 0:14.6 | Whoop, whoop! I think that we should be calling this welcome to the farty. |
| 0:19.9 | Farty! Welcome to the Farty! Let's go! And you're the toilet with the pooper on your head, |
| 0:26.0 | so it's perfect. Welcome to the goobbly-gobbly Halloween spooky edition of Welcome to the Party. |
| 0:32.8 | Yes, we will have costumes, maybe even some candy if I can go steal some off a kid. |
| 0:38.3 | Vampires, ghost, just enough chaos to keep these things interesting. |
| 0:44.3 | Abby is a literally... |
| 0:47.3 | I just spray myself. |
| 0:49.8 | A toilet. |
| 0:51.0 | I God, please go to YouTube just so you can see Abby is a toilet. I can't. Please go to YouTube just so you can see Abby is in toilet. |
| 0:59.8 | Oh, shoot. |
| 1:01.7 | I came with the costumes this year. |
| 1:05.4 | But, and also my wife is having sincere secondary embarrassment, I think, for me. |
| 1:11.4 | But we have to get to the sports. |
| 1:14.0 | The NWSO playoff picture is mostly set. |
| 1:16.8 | A few teams still fighting to crash the party. |
| 1:19.3 | But the real suspense isn't just who gets in. |
| 1:22.6 | It's what happens next, Julie. |
| 1:24.7 | Oh, gosh, because you know it's even scarier than that final playoff push. |
| 1:30.1 | The salary cap. |
| 1:31.8 | Oh, the monster haunting every roster. |
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