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Am I the Genius?

What's a Thing a Teenager can NOW do to Help Them Out Once They Turn 18?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6769 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

What's a thing that a teenager can do now to help them out once they turn 18?

0:05.0

The sooner you get a good routine, the better.

0:08.0

So I'd say learn to take care of your teeth and don't forget to floss.

0:11.0

It's easy to look over flossing and not do it, but it's so important and future you will thank you.

0:17.0

Traffic rules. Please take them the frick seriously. Most of us drive like idiots until our first

0:23.8

major accident, and you'd better pray it's not curtains for you when that happens. Don't drive like

0:28.9

a 12-year-old playing GTA-5, don't drive if you're drinking, and wear your fricking seatbelt. Wear it.

0:40.9

Don't be afraid to make mistakes, but don't risk mistakes that will severely compromise the rest of your life. What I see across cultures and countries

0:45.6

is an enormous pressure to be perfect, so high that nobody can possibly ever meet the pressure.

0:51.3

So people make mistakes, as they should, but the problem is that the pressure

0:54.9

to be perfect makes all mistakes seem the same. Risk losing some money, risk making relationship

1:00.4

mistakes, risk losing friends, risk losing a year, those things are fine. Don't risk six figures

1:06.5

of debt, which means students without a degree or a good major or a good GPA to show for it.

1:12.1

College is a great investment if you also put the time and effort in to succeed.

1:15.9

You shouldn't risk disease, don't risk death, don't risk pregnancy, don't risk substance

1:21.0

addiction. Do not risk a felony conviction. Take the kinds of risks your 25-year-old self

1:26.4

will laugh about. Don't take the kind of risks your 25-year-old self will laugh about. Don't take the kind of

1:28.8

risks your 25-year-old self will curse you for saddling them with. Be social, but remember,

1:35.1

friends will come and go. Don't invest in people that won't invest in you. Get ready for your

1:39.9

friend's circle to shrink by half or more. And that's okay because your adult friends will hopefully

1:45.1

be much healthier and happier for you than your teenage friends. Smoking. I started with SIGs

1:51.6

so that I could take breaks from work in construction. I'm 27 now and I can't quit vaping. This

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