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The KVJ Show

What Makes A Person Undateable? (11-21-23)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Do It Bitch, Dumbest Myths, Most Offensive Airplane Foods, Real or Fake FL Headlines, Strong Opinions and What Makes A Person Undateable?

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0:00.0

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0:23.4

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0:30.0

K. V.J. Okay got a round of what's your price? I feel like just about everybody's got a price for something. So what is your price for this? How much would it take for you to get shot in the behind?

0:47.0

Well I've already got shot in my private and we're talking about an actual bullet not paintball.

0:54.1

Yup.

0:55.1

Gosh can you imagine if I would have had a bullet?

0:57.8

I wouldn't I wouldn't be here.

0:58.8

The kind of shape your testicle would have been in.

1:00.9

Whoa.

1:01.9

What do you start at? How much? Take one shot and 10 feet from a marksman in the

1:08.9

fatty tissue of your behind. And you're not going to die. You're just going to get a cool

1:12.8

school story. And I go in the cheek and out. Yeah. You hope it goes in the cheek.

1:16.4

You better not go in the middle. Yeah. Our marksman's not going for a bull's eye.

1:21.5

What if it goes straight through the cheek and still hits you in your

1:24.7

privates where I hit you? I'd be bummed out. Yeah, that's why we have a marksman here. I'll go 25 grand tax free. It'll be a great bit for the show 25 k that too low yes with a hundred

1:38.6

thousand extra I would like a bleed out bonus. I always go too low at these things. I am probably at a

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