If you're been wondering why there's been a little laps and episodes in the last few weeks,

well, it's because we've been preparing a big move for the show.

If you're listening to this on Apple Podcasts, you might have just noticed that there are

suddenly a bunch of new episodes that have appeared, some say uncut in the title and

others say 911 calls plus, plus, plus.

And we are offering it through our shiny and to new Apple subscription.

The uncut episodes add an hour or more to every episode.

You get to really know us better in the uncut portion of the show.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Maybe it will compel you to run for the hills.

And we don't know, but we want you to do you, boo.

And the 911 calls plus, plus, plus show is just more full episodes of 911 calls made exclusively

for our paid subscribers.

So if you've never liked the idea of going to another platform or app to get extra content,

you like the idea of 40 plus due episodes dropping in your lap right now.

And hours of uncut, chitter, chatter, you can now subscribe for just $4.99 right there

in the Apple Podcast app in your hand when you're looking down at your phone right now.

Don't like to pay for something that you don't know whether or not you like or not.

Okay, sign up now and you'll get a free seven day trial to listen with unfettered earballs

to everything that we have to offer.

So if you're enjoying this show, help us pay the bills.

And in exchange, we'll keep warming your earballs with the soothing sounds of distress

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