Store workers and customers, what's your people of Walmart story?

I worked at a Walmart for about two months. The weirdest thing I saw was an obese lady on a

scooter, run over a fat kid in the candy aisle, and then threaten him because he almost

tipped her. Security was called and she demanded to receive her items for free. Eventually, we just

let her take the stuff because it was only like

$5 worth of skittles. What she really needed was tip assist. And some really good old-fashioned

skeddy wrestling. This is why some crap people continue to be crap people. You mother-frickers

gave them free skittles when they caused a gosh darn scene, just like my spineless corporate

slave of a manager when I worked retail. I worked at Walmart last year as a cashier,

and a woman came up to my register with nothing but a pineapple, and a damaged one at that.

It was 10pm on a Tuesday, so it was a slow night, and she demanded I give her this pineapple

for 25 cents because it was

damaged. I didn't see any damage, so I asked her to show me the damage. She promptly ripped the top

greens off the pineapple and said, see it now? I called my manager over and he said he can't sell it to her

for a discount, and he's sorry, but she can get another one. She cursed, threw the pineapple at me,

and walked out mumbling about needing a cigarette. She was a prime example of trailer trash, but damn she threw

that pineapple hard. Fun fact, if you can pluck out the greens easily, it's a ripe pineapple. Usually the

best metric I find is to smell it and see if it actually smells like pineapple. A lot of yellow

is also a good indicator.

You're correct. The most yellow while not having mold on the bottom is the best metric.

Properly ripened pineapples are completely yellow, but they're never picked that way commercially,

and do not ripen off the plant, because they don't ship well when ripened.

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