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Oh, hi, Sadie. How was your first day of geometry? Good. Same. How was science, Serena?

Science was awesome. Why? What happened? You know the new transfer student, the super cool one

with the amazing accent? Yes. Guess who sits right in front of me? Get out. Is it true he's

from Australia? Yep. Oh my god, he is so cute. So cute. Oh, I'm so jealous. I find him so

exotic looking. All the boys in my class are basic. What's he like up close? Well, he's furry.

I mean, really furry. His hair is so glossy and thick. Aw, it looks so soft. I love to run my

fingers through it. Yeah, there's no way. Hey, you never know, he might like me. I didn't mean it

like that. I meant there's got to be like a thousand hairs per square inch on his body.

It would be impossible to run your hand through all that hair. Oh, I heard back in Australia,

he was on the swim team and you should swim in super cold rivers and that's why he's so furry.

It's true. He's like basically waterproof. Plus, he's got the most adorable webbed feet. Stop.

Webbed feet? Yep. They're totally webbed in front, almost like flippers, and just kind of webbed

in the back. There are dorks. So adorbs. This morning, I couldn't stop staring at his tail.

I mean, his tail is so flat and muscular. Serena, it reminds me of a beaver. How cute is that?

I love his now. It's like a juxtapil, but wake you to. Wait, there he is. Oh, jeez, he's sitting

under a lunch table. I'm gonna go talk to him. You are not. I am. Watch this.

Hi. Um, hello. Good day, Sheila. It's Serena. I sit behind you in science class. This is Sadie.

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