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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | P-S. Hey there, Smarty Pants. |
| 0:05.0 | As you can hear, I'm back at the beach. |
| 0:07.7 | The sun is shining, the seagulls are soaring, and the water is absolutely beautiful. |
| 0:14.4 | Um, excuse me, sir? Um, what's your name? |
| 0:17.7 | Mark? |
| 0:18.6 | Well, Mark, I couldn't help notice you just threw a plastic water bottle into the ocean. |
| 0:23.8 | What? You wanted the deposit on it? |
| 0:26.8 | No. I wanted to let you know you shouldn't throw trash into the ocean. |
| 0:31.2 | Why not? The ocean's huge, dude. One plastic bottle isn't going to hurt it. |
| 0:36.9 | Uh-huh. I guess you've never heard of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. |
| 0:40.7 | No? What's that? |
| 0:42.8 | Well, I could tell you, but it might make more of an impression if I showed you. |
| 0:47.9 | You're not busy, are you? |
| 0:49.3 | Actually, I was about to go jet skiing. |
| 0:52.2 | Great. Shrinkify. |
| 0:53.9 | Whoa! |
| 0:55.2 | What's going on? |
| 0:56.9 | Are we shrinking? |
| 0:58.5 | Dude, are you like some kind of wizard? |
| 1:02.1 | Is this like World of Warcraft, IRL edition? |
| 1:06.7 | No, I'm not a wizard, and this isn't World of Warcraft. |
| 1:09.6 | I'm the trusty narrator, and this is the Who Smarted Podcast. |
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