What is the nastiest thing you've done to a customer's order at a restaurant?

I worked at a popular fast food chain in my younger years. It was my first time with closing

shift, and we were all doing our part to clean and prep the store. I see this lady with a mop

and bucket, come out of the back, slop it on the griddle and start just mopping it. I was

appalled. I went back and told the manager,

and she tells me, well, that's the quickest way to clean it, and then scolded me for worrying

about things that didn't concern me. I quit that job the next day and called the district

office and told them what had happened. That location closed down not long after, but the franchise

still exists. I mean, there's such a thing as a

grill map, but it's absolutely distinct from a floor map. You don't confuse the two. I knew a guy

that peed in a bucket of pickles. He would never have been caught if he didn't talk about it.

There were other things going on at that McDonald's that helped ruin the reputation. It was also competing with another well-managed restaurant in a town that never really had room

for both of them. The guy I'm talking about was just one of the most immature teens I've ever

known. The funny thing is that he's married to my sister now and has a much better job than me.

He slowly transformed into a responsible adult after having a child.

The worst thing I did was to this one guy that I already didn't like, and he was being kind of a

butthole. So, I overcooked his eggs.

Pored a whole tray of drinks over a guest, twice, international trade fair with students

as waiters. First time was an accident, second time she was so nervous she was practically

shaking and spilled the drinks again on the very same guy.

I saw a waiter pour an orange juice, take a big swig with his lips on the rim, top it up and then take it to the table.

In college, I worked for a well-known pizza place. One of our wait staff came to collect a

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