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What Is The First Thing You Would Show Aliens On Earth?

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🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the virtual. So it was a few weeks ago. This is still pretty startling, man. We now

0:05.6

have confirmation, even though we've sort of felt it in our gut that aliens have landed

0:11.2

in the United States of America and all around the world. And they got folks that are actually

0:17.7

working with the aliens. I mean, they've dissected them. Who knows where they are, but it's a reality

0:22.4

now. What's the terminology they're using Cassie because they're not calling them aliens because

0:26.0

they said they have aircraft and they have bodies of what? Extra dimensional. No, no, excuse me,

0:34.8

they're using biologics is what it is because the whole thing is they might not be from space,

0:40.7

they may be from an alternate dimension instead. So technically calling them an alien or an extra

0:46.4

terrestrial is not correct. So they call them nonhuman biologics. They're also using the acronym UAPs

0:53.0

instead of UFOs, which was the other one I remember. An identified aerial phenomena though,

0:57.8

I think the piece been updated to something else now. Okay. You don't want to send the aliens

1:03.1

by calling aliens. Exactly. They're not human biologics. You don't want to piss them off

1:08.4

knowing what their capabilities are. So with that, Kristen had an idea. So listen, I'm not, I'm one of

1:14.2

those people that you see in the memes that are circulating that I really honestly, sorry,

1:19.7

not sorry, don't care about the aliens. I feel like we got a lot of stuff going on down here.

1:23.8

What? And I'm just it's it's so much more interesting to read about this than the other

1:28.5

crap going on in the world. You would think, but I just I am all sincerity. I don't really care

1:33.4

about the aliens. But I figure since everybody everybody else in here was super stoked about the aliens

1:41.5

that I'm like, all right, so they're here. We know they're here. Congress has confirmed that.

1:45.8

So you run into an alien, alien lands knocks on your door and says, Hey, I would like you to show

1:53.8

me around your place. What's the first thing you're going to do with your alien? Okay, I would like

1:58.5

to go first. Okay. And I will tell you why in full disclosure, I completely forgot about this list,

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