Welcome everybody to soccer 101. My name is Taylor Rockwell, and all hail our benevolent soccer

overlords who have never done anything wrong and are kind and generous in their actions, which is my way of introducing the concept of sports washing.

It's a thing that has come to the forefront in sports in the last 15 years or so, but has been around for much longer than that.

Here with me to talk it all out is the man himself.

Graham Sovereign Well Fund, Ruffin.

Hello, Graham.

Hello, Taylor Rockwell.

Yes, I'm very excited to do some washing with sports today.

I've tried all kinds of detergents, but nothing gets those stains out like a good old-fashioned

sovereign wealth front.

So I mean, I still vent it.

Exactly.

I think if anybody can do it, it's their billions of dollars. For those who don't know,

Graham was a long time outspoken critic of sports washing,

but ever since his house tripled in size

and the new owners brought in John McGinn

to be his close personal best friend,

he's been singing a different tune.

Graham,

I'm excited to hear all about the joys and benefits of sports washing and sovereign wealth fund ownership.

Yeah, if anyone wants a discount code as well for package holidays to Doha this summer, just hit me up.

It's quite a place.

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