And now it's time for Who Smarted?

Pse, hey, Smarty Pants, give me just one second.

I'm right in the middle of something.

Excuse me, is this the line to get rush tickets for Wickedly Smart?

Um, why, yes.

Are you sure? The sign over there says Smarty Cats? No, no, Smarty Cats is playing two blocks away, and across the street is the Smarty King.

Okay, because I'm really excited to see Wickedly Smart. It's the hottest new musical on Broadway. It's been sold out every night since it opened.

It sure has.

Of course, Smarty Cats is one of the longest running musicals on Broadway

and has been beloved for well over a decade.

Right.

I'll say, you sure know a lot about all these shows.

Barry. The shows. Barry.

The name's Barry.

Of course, everyone calls me Broadway Barry,

seeing as I know pretty much everything there is to know about musicals.

Oh, well, in that case, I'm doubly excited.

I'll get to see Broadway's hottest new musical and get to talk to an expert on musicals.

Wow, you're a pretty trusting guy.

Well, trust is in my name. After all, I am the trusty narrator.

Congratulations. So, was there something you wanted to ask me? Well, for starters, how exactly

do rush tickets for a Broadway musical work? Oh, that's easy. All the theaters set aside a certain

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