What insane crimes or crazy people happen at the night shift in your convenience store?

I had a drunk guy come in fully clothed. He walked in for around a minute, stood in place for a

minute and then headed to the bathroom. When he came out, he was wearing nothing but his t-shirt.

He left the store free birding into the three-degree weather. Never saw that guy again.

A friend of mine found out during a robbery that the emergency button under the counter

actually just locks you in the store with a now panicking armed robber.

His boss later told him it was to prevent people from getting away.

I mean, it did also put in a call to the alarm company who eventually

called the police, but for a good 25 minutes, he really thought he was going to die in there.

That sounds like a massive liability for the store. Most places tell their employees to cooperate.

Cash can be replaced, lives can't. Worked overnight at a quick trip for two and a half years. So many

drunks. People who'd go number two or throw up all over the bathroom. Had another guy throw up

from the middle of the store near the candy aisle all the way to the front door. Impressive,

really. Had another guy fall down and break the roller grill. And one more guy threatened

to unalive and then F me because his food stamp card declined. And there's some others that

didn't happen on my shift, but there was apparently this one regular who'd come in and tell

everyone that she was my aunt and flip out over the most trivial crap. She threw a major temperate

from one night and it took four

cops to take her down. There was also the one co-worker who'd get plastered on her nights off at the

bar next door, and draw male anatomy on her co-worker's car. All right, that last one was me. Oh boy, do I

have a good one. So I worked at this gas station that constantly got robbed. One night it was me

and this woman, and we were dealing with a couple of customers. When these two guys walk in,

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