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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

What if Eli Manning Had Sex Appeal? (with Andy Behrens)

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week, Yahoo's Andy Behrens joins Drew and Roth to discuss how far they’d go to save a pizza and (of course) the Hater’s Guide to Fantasy Football. Plus, Guy of the Week and a round of Dead or Canceled. Visit Defector.com.

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0:00.0

We're back, we're back, it's the distraction, I'm through that's raw, are you doing raw?

0:07.0

I'm good man, how are you? What's happening?

0:08.7

We got a very nice email from someone who said last week's podcast which featured raw

0:14.2

and rato and not me and they said it was the best of the podcast they'd heard so far

0:18.6

and I was and they were like no offense to you Drew but I was like you know what that's

0:23.2

probably accurate. Sometimes I'm like a little like, I'm a little like, ah, like okay,

0:28.4

just chill the fuck out.

0:29.4

I think that what it was was that it was it was not something you could compare to this

0:33.8

podcast because I was bringing my usual like pharmaceutical grade sedative energy to

0:39.6

it and it was eight in the morning for Ray and we were talking about baseball so it was

0:43.8

more of like an ASMR experience than it was a classic podcast. It was just two guys murmuring

0:48.8

about the Orioles for a few minutes. I like the idea of that being soothing and peaceful

0:53.8

and I'm already here to break the tranquility and you know why because it's time once

0:59.0

again, it's time for the haters guy to the 2021 Fancy football see you it.

1:05.7

He just and joining us is the very first guest in distraction history and he parents of

1:13.7

Yahoo, I Andy. We did it. What what a shockingly just questionable decision to make me the

1:19.4

first guest in the history of this podcast but sure I'm honored to be back. There's way

1:24.2

too much of star power man. There's way too much unwarranted humility in this podcast

1:29.3

and it disgusts me. I need more ego. I need you to be cocky and just grossly overconfident

1:35.5

going. Maybe this will make you feel better Andy. Last year when we did this for our very

1:39.6

first podcast with guest from the eaves of my father-in-laws home, you gave some very

1:44.5

general and you know like not business advice, fantasy advice and then I won all my

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