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What If Dudley Dursley Went to Hogwarts (A WIZARD?!) - Harry Potter Theory

Harry Potter Theory

Harry Potter Theory

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🗓️ 12 July 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Welcome to Harry Potter Theory. Today we're discussing WHAT IF Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter's volatile cousin, had turned out to be a wizard too?

Now, although the mere idea of this what if scenario might have you immediately spewing profanities my way, you must admit that the chance that Dudley might have possessed some magical talent is not all that far-fetched of an idea. Why is that you may ask? Well, to start with, it's common knowledge that plenty of witches and wizards are born into Muggle families in which no other known relatives possess the ability to perform magic. Which, of course, brings us to my second point: this is the exact situation Lily Evans, Harry's mum, found herself in. As you likely well know, Lily's family was comprised entirely of Muggles, including her sister, Petunia, Dudley's mum. And although in adulthood, Petunia showed nothing but disdain for her sister's magical talents, even going so far as to call her a freak, we know from flashbacks of the girls' childhood that Petunia actually rather envied Lily's abilities and had wished to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry herself. In fact, as a child, she even sent a letter requesting admission to Professor Dumbledore. Sadly – yet very understandably – Petunia was gently let down by Dumbledore who could not allow admission of a Muggle to the school. Unfortunately, this only seemed to spurn her jealousy of Lily into blatant hatred and resentment. But alas...I digress...

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The following podcast contains audio extracted from videos on the Harry Potter Theory YouTube

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channel.

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Hey everyone, welcome to another instalment of Harry Potter Theory.

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In today's video we're going to be discussing another exciting what if scenario for the

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wizarding world.

0:23.1

What if Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter's volatile cousin, had turned out to be a wizard too.

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Now, although the mere idea of this what if scenario might have you immediately spewing

0:34.4

profanities my way, you must admit that the chance that Dudley might

0:38.7

have possessed some magical talent is not all that far-fetched of an idea. Why is that,

0:45.0

you may ask? Well, to start with, it's common knowledge that plenty of witches and wizards

0:49.9

are born into muggle families in which no other known relatives possesses the ability to perform

0:56.5

magic. Which, of course, brings us to my second point. This is the exact situation Lily Evans,

1:03.5

Harry's mum, found herself in. As you likely well know, Lily's family was comprised entirely

1:09.5

of muggles, including her sister Petunia,

1:13.0

Dudley's mum. And although in adulthood Petunia showed nothing but disdain for her sister's

1:18.5

magical talents, even going so fast to call her a freak, we know from flashbacks of the girl's

1:24.0

childhood that Petunia actually rather envied the lead abilities and had wished

1:29.3

to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry herself.

1:33.7

In fact, as a child, she even sent a letter requesting admission to Professor Dumbledore.

1:39.6

Sadly, yet very understandably, Petunia was gently let down by Dumbledore who could not allow admission

1:46.1

of a muggle to the school. Unfortunately, this only seemed to spurn her jealousy of Lily into blatant

1:52.8

hatred and resentment, but alas, I digress. In any case, it's completely within reason to consider

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