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🗓️ 27 October 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | What high school prank made you realize, oh, we went too far. |
0:05.0 | So the senior class, two years ahead of me, forked the lawn in front of the school. |
0:10.0 | That's a classic, right? Well, they took it a bit further. |
0:14.0 | Instead of buying plastic for their whole school year, |
0:19.0 | methodically pocketed the metal silverware for lunch and breakfast. |
0:22.9 | Not every piece, every time, but just enough that the lunch staff would think it was accidental |
0:28.4 | loss. We have a small class size, so kids would bust their own trays by dumping the scraps |
0:33.4 | into a big trash can, and sometimes people would forget to take their silverware off first, |
0:38.3 | and they'd get lost. We had regular announcements at lunch, reminding us to make sure we didn't |
0:43.7 | throw away the utensils. So in this mess of conspiracy that only they knew about, they collected |
0:49.8 | hundreds of metal utensils. The night before their last day of classes, they snuck into the |
0:55.2 | school grounds and methodically stuck hundreds of forks, knives and spoons into the grass a foot |
1:01.3 | apart each. To make it worse, one of the two custodians had recently been fired, and the |
1:06.7 | remaining custodian was an older guy who was perfectly kind and in an ideal world should |
1:12.2 | have retired sooner. He had to pick them all up by himself. I heard one of the teachers came in |
1:17.7 | early and helped him a little bit and saw the custodian had tears falling down his cheeks. |
1:24.1 | Spraying people with ne'er hair remover. A group of kids staged a kidnapping one time. They borrowed a |
1:31.5 | van and drove it in front of a busy shopping centre. One guy, pretending to escape, jumped out the |
1:36.9 | trunk all wrapped up in duct tape. To the horror of all the bystanders, the van stopped, |
1:42.2 | two kids ran out and recaptured the escapee, and drove off. |
1:46.1 | The cops had to go to their homes when the van was identified, and they had a lot of clearing |
1:50.3 | up to do. |
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