What Happened When Someone Jumped into a Taxi and Initiated an IRL CAR CHASE?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 31 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What happened when someone jumped into a taxi and initiated a real-life car chase? |
| 0:06.0 | I used to drive a taxi for my uncle's company. |
| 0:08.0 | A guy got in my taxi, says, |
| 0:10.0 | Just follow that car, and reassured me it was nothing serious. |
| 0:14.0 | Except when the other car stops, he gets out and runs to the car we were following |
| 0:18.0 | and drags the guy out and starts just punching him in the face. |
| 0:21.7 | I got out and was yelling at him and calling him a butthole for lying to me, and he got all in my |
| 0:25.9 | face and threatened to beat the crap out of me too. Said a bunch of racist things to me and |
| 0:29.9 | then ran off. The guy who got punched had his nose broken. The weirdest part was that he had |
| 0:34.9 | no idea who that guy was. |
| 0:41.6 | I'm actually a taxi driver in a bike or taxi pedicab. |
| 0:45.7 | I was hanging out in a corner when a co-worker of mine got a ride across the intersection. |
| 0:48.2 | Suddenly, a guy walks up to me and tells me to, |
| 0:50.3 | follow that cab, but keep a distance. |
| 0:52.8 | The guy looked current or ex-military. |
| 0:56.1 | His demeanor, haircut, and attitude. He had one of those earbuds like the agents from the Matrix, exuded the vibe of being a very professional and |
| 1:01.0 | competent person and not giving an F at the same time. So I was born for this moment. I'd read all |
| 1:06.8 | the Tom Clancy books as a kid, all the books about Spycraft during World War |
| 1:10.9 | II and the Cold War every spy movie ever made. |
| 1:14.0 | I kept about a hundred yards distance and then I'd accelerate when they went around a curve |
| 1:18.4 | any time they were near a light or intersection. |
| 1:20.7 | I had all the lights memorized. |
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