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Today's story is called What Happened to Nessie. This episode is ad-free, so if you're interested in supporting the podcast,

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let's get into it. This is the untold story of the legendary Lochness monster, who you might know as Nessie, even though he'd actually prefer you just call him by his real name, Frank.

Frank grew up in Lochness, which is a lake in

Scotland that stretches over 37 kilometers. In other words, it's big, really big. And here in

Lochness, Frank lived a pretty good life. He had many great friends, he was captain of his

underwater baseball team, and he had a job he loved, which was running the most popular restaurant in the entire lock.

I mean, we're talking shrimp tacos to die for.

Now Frank spent pretty much all of his time underwater, but every so often he would pop up above for a short while,

because, you know, even sea creatures deserve to have nice tans too.

This was usually never an issue. I mean, sure, there was that time you got a nasty sunburn and

45 mosquito bites, but otherwise it was usually okay. That is until one day while Frank was

catching some sun

And happened to spot some people up on shore

Jumping up and down pointing in his direction

One fella even took his picture

Oh gee, that's kind of nice

He thought to himself

But it wasn't nice

The next day a couple of his fish buddies stopped by his

restaurant to give Frank the news. So, uh, Frank, it looks like that gentleman that took your

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