What finally made you realize, yep, that person is definitely nuts. We were newly married and my husband

worked at an office and had one fun guy that we liked to hang out with. Let's call him Steve. Well,

Steve lived at home and asked if he could rent out our basement apartment. It seemed like a great

idea to us because of the extra money and he was a fun guy.

And it was all good for a week or so. Then my husband had to leave to a different city for training.

So, Steve thought he had to be the man of the house. I was a busy trauma nurse on call a lot,

and I was hardly home. But when I was, Steve would barbecue dinner and be really miffed if I didn't

want it. That's just one example, but that kind of behavior escalated. My husband was only gone for three days, came back, and Steve's behavior kept escalating. One night, I was going out for girls' night, and my husband had a big black tie event with his company. Steve was not as high up in the company and was planning on staying home.

This was back in the late 90s, so I'm not entirely sure how he found out where I was with my

gang of girls at a downtown bar. About midnight all of a sudden, he shows up and tells me it's

time to go. It's late. My table of work friends became totally silent and everyone was staring

at me. Also, Steve was wearing all of my husband's

clothes, from jacket to shirtpants, socks and shoes. Fricking bizarre. I sent him away, but the

girl's night was pretty awkward after that. He wasn't home when I got home, thank God. I told my

husband everything when he finally got home and we went to bed. The next morning we heard thumps and a lot of loud voices. Came out of our bedroom and he was moving out and had a bunch of his high school friends there. They were moving him out, but also taking all of our stuff. Laundry soap and food included. Steve saw we were up and marched over and gave us a lecture about how crappy we were and how we won't fare well without him,

and then he finally left. I know he was let go at work later on, and I actually feel a bit bad.

He probably had some sort of mental illness, but still, very creepy experience.

My ex calling the cops on me because she thought I was trying to, quote, poison her.

I bought salted butter instead of unsalted.

Was she a snail?

Ha ha, they believed me right away.

Thankfully, they had their heads on straight.

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