What ELITE-LEVEL Skill Do You Have That Makes People Uncomfortable?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 24 November 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What elite level skill do you have that makes people uncomfortable? |
| 0:05.1 | Remembering things about people. I have lied about not knowing things to not seem too much like a creep. |
| 0:11.7 | Remembering somebody else's schedule. Walking with minimal sound. I creep up on people all the time. |
| 0:18.3 | I don't mean to, but I make almost no sound when I walk. I'm the |
| 0:22.1 | same way. I make my wife scream all the time by walking into a room without her noticing. It happens |
| 0:27.0 | so often that when our son was somewhere between one or two, he also started screaming whenever I |
| 0:31.5 | walked into a room. He just thought that was a thing we did in our family. It happens to other people |
| 0:36.0 | outside of home too. I start talking to |
| 0:38.1 | people and they jump out of their skin. There was a restaurant in a hiat hotel that had a casino. |
| 0:44.1 | The waiter from that restaurant remembered our preference when we showed up with a friend six |
| 0:48.1 | months later. You guys were either amazingly awesome restaurant patrons or a freaking nightmare. |
| 0:54.4 | I'm a former waitress and bartender turned RN. |
| 0:57.4 | The same thing happens with patience. |
| 1:00.3 | Counting bills quickly. |
| 1:01.4 | I learned when in Uzbekistan, a place where the highest denomination was at 1000, but a meal |
| 1:06.5 | at a restaurant cost 20 to 30K. |
| 1:09.3 | Retail management without machines can do the same. The bigger stores all |
| 1:12.3 | have bill counters and weigh their change. Remembering oddly specific details about someone's past. |
| 1:18.6 | I tend to remember the odd crap people say for years, and it tends to freak them out. The worst |
| 1:23.0 | reactions were when someone was just making something up for a story and have no memory of saying |
| 1:27.0 | it in the first place. |
| 1:28.4 | This is me. I remember conversations, jokes, dates, hangouts, text messages, meme exchanges, and so on and so |
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